If you were a vegetable, you’d be a “cute-cumber.”.Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme? Because Jean Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!. ![]() I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.Do you know what my shirt is made of? It’s made of boyfriend material.Are you a cat? Because you look purrfect!.I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.Your eyes are like the ocean I could swim in them all day.Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.Do I know you? Because you look like my next boyfriend/girlfriend.Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?.There is something wrong with my cellphone.I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?.Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?.Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?. ![]()
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